Tuesday, December 22, 2020
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BAD CARB FOODS
What are refined, simple, or “bad” carbs? Bad or simple carbohydrates include sugars and refined grains that have been stripped of all bran, fiber, and nutrients, such as white bread, pizza dough, pasta, pastries, white flour, white rice, sweet desserts, and many breakfast cereals.
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
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Tuesday, November 24, 2020
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Thursday, November 19, 2020
Spam POEM
SPAM
Those from the islands consider it a feat
to partake of this meat. They fry it for breakfast
and the day's not complete unless it's stirred into soups
simmered to red heat.
(Refrain)
Not even Charlton Heston would touch that intestine.
A Chinese yam
an old picnic ham
All take a front seat
to that pink, greasy meat.
A preliminary exam
of that container of spam reveals the discrete
use of waste meat.
Bowels and snouts
the back of the lap mixed with chassis lube
and other such crap.
Teats, and feet
stuff off the street compound the most part
of that horrible meat.
{Refrain)
Yes, ma'am
We are serving spam We are under the orders of Uncle Sam.
We're conserving best cuts by eating the guts
and conserving resources
by grinding up horses
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
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